my love cutie pie- ROXY

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. 

Some of them are liars, you know?  

Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. 

She told me her dog's name. 

Then I said, 'Does he bite?' 

She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.